Some creed or another...

Gemma gave me a very funny, yet thought provoking piece to read and I just had to share it with you all. Tell us what you think of it, if you think anything of it at all. hehe :)

Creed of the Prehistoric Man

I the Globalized, Liberalized, and Deregulated Citizen of the World, firmly believe that:

1. Money will give me happiness.
2. Anybody can be rich.
3. I do care for values and principles, my bookshelf is full of them.
4. The Banks and multinationals produce wealth.
5. The poor are so because they do not work hard, and they do not because they do not want to.
6. Though I only mind my own business because I have no time to care for others, still I am a good guy (at heart!).
7. Credit Cards, Mobile Phones, and Satelite TV mean quality life.
8. Everything is fine with me, I just need a short vacation and a few pills.
9. Business, Friendship, Family, Religion, and Politics are separate affairs and should be kept thus.
10. People's problems are theirs, not mine.
11. Developed countries are a paradise and they show us the way.
12. Life is consuming, consuming is living.
13. This present system is workable, it only needs some few patches.
14. What the opinion-makers tell me is a fact.
15. I freely choose my lifestyle, and it makes me different from the rest.
16. National governments are free to decide their Economic Policies.
17. Ultimately, everything I believe is relative.
18. Everything ends with Death.

If you can agree with at least 5 of the above statements, you have won an audience with Iococca, Ambani or Bill Gates, your choice!